Author of the memoir, "Where Did My Life Go?"

Author of the memoir, "Where Did My Life Go?"
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Thursday, May 13, 2010

Unemployed Book Publisher Seeks Work

Hello Cyberworld, I'm Johnny Cash.
Not really!! I am currently SOBER you can believe that. I am at yet another halfway house but at least this time I am not stuck in the middle of miserable Mesa, the desert SUCKS!! I am in the paradise of the Florida Keys, 50 miles south from where I grew up, in Key West. I want to take this opportunity to thank FKOC, the coalition that helps the local homeless. I have a place where I can clean my clothes and receive phone calls. I recently, to add insult to injury, lost my cell phone and I am STILL looking for a job and without a phone for some potential employer to call you back is damn near impossible. So the "Patterson" house has a phone so I can at least get a message on the answering machine. I see a lot of signs in store windows that say "Now Hiring" but NOBODY is calling me back. I had a great interview with K-Mart(they actually told me they like me, they really really like me) and they said they were hiring 30 people and that I had a good chance of getting the job. They just had to do a background check (I have NEVER been to jail)and told me they would call me in a couple of days, it's been 2 WEEKS now, c'mon!!!I know we are on "Keys Time" but I'm gonna starve to death before my first day of work.
On a positive note, at least I am out of KOTS, the temporary homeless shelter that I am grateful for and I am sure I will be back in the future, I have written a short poem in the interim in honor of the UNGRATEFUL bastards that cry and complain about KOTS being like a jail.

If You Ain't Gots KOTS
You Ain'ts Got A Pots
To Piss In
Quit Your Bitchin
Be Thankful
For What
You Have Been Given

I forgot what I wrote down and I can't find the piece of paper I wrote the initial words down on, but that is the just of it. I need a new notebook my pages are filled.

Anyway, you can now download my new poetry book, "Content Within A Tent" at lulu.com for FREE!! Damn what more do you WANT!??! BLOOD?! Please leave your honest opinion (I can handle the truth)about my 1ST book so I can make my 2nd Book better. P.S. I know the pages are in fucked up order, I blame it on lulu, damn it. I need to get my netbook out of the pawn shop to continue finishing my 2nd book which will be more of a memoir of adventures throughout my life. BUT I NEED A F*CKING JOB FIRST!!!!

May the force be with you
Love the ones still in your life
Never forget the ones you have lost
Live everyday like it was your last on Earth
Tomorrow may never come

Kevin Dale Sanders
Key West, Florida
Marathon Conch