New Ditty Called, Not Paradise City...Shits and Giggles

Take your own comphention

IF YOU THINK
YOUR SHIT DON'T STINK
I'M SORRY
BUT MY WORDS
WILL PUSH YOU
TO THE BRINK


DON'T WORRY
I WON'T CHEW YOU UP
AND SPIT YOU OUT

I'LL CHEW YOUR ASS UP
AND SHIT YOU OUT

DROP THE KIDS OFF
AT SCHOOL
BY THE POOL
MAYBE THEY
WILL BECOME
SMARTER THAN YOU

I'M SORRY TO SAY
MY FAMILY HAS GONE AWAY

NOW I GOTTA GO ---->
REAL BAD
DON'T BE SAD
DON'T GET EVEN
GET GLAD
THE TRASH TALKING BAGS
THEY ARE STRONG ENOUGH
TO HOLD
YOUR BOWEL MOVEMENT
FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND

OH NO
DID YOU HEAR THAT?

THERE'S A KNOCK
ON THE BATHROOM DOOR
I JUST DROPPED
A DEUCE ON THE
PUBLIC RESTROOM FLOOR

( I WROTE THIS WHILE SHITTING ON THE TOILET ON THE 3RD FLOOR OF THE PROFESSIONAL BUILDING IN KEY WEST IN ABOUT 5 MINUTES :)---

( No SHIT, No Pun intended, unless of course, you want one, pick a number)

(THIS IS ALL TRUE EXCEPT THERE WAS NOT A KNOCK ON THE DOOR AND I DIDN'T DROP A DEUCE ON THE FLOOR, I ACTUALLY MADE THE TOILET !!