Hello, sorry for the delay, I went to the "BIG HOUSE" for drinking a beer in public!!! I know, it's a MAJOR crime in Key West. God forbid, I drink a beer in public, do and act like the tourists. It's a double standard, discrimination, hypocritical situation, but what can I do if I don't have the money to fight for what I believe in? Oh well, it was only 10 days. The food sucked but it was better than what I had. Zero dollars on the food stamp card,... priceless!! I tried to go to jail, believe it or not, I'm walking on air ( The opening T.V. theme to the Greatest American Hero) The 2nd time, in Moron county I got arrested for the same horrendous crime back in October of 2011. I can't believe I would commit such a crime, twice, in broad daylight!!! How stupid can I be?!!? Key West police officer Lovette, arrested me. I heard he claims to be the cousin of Lyle Lovette, I meant to ask him while he was taking me to jail. I read the affidavit he wrote and he stated that he has arrested me numerous times when in fact, I have only been arrested ONCE in Monroe county and that was on October 4, 2011 by Brenda "Bitch" Sellers.
I really did try to get arrested or lets put it this way, I didn't care if I got arrested. I ran out of food stamps, it was suppose to rain all week (in which it did), my song wasn't coming out until June 9th AND this is the BIG excuse, I can get an inhaler for my asthma for FREE!! as opposed to paying 70 dollars that I don't have and I can breathe freely again! Worth the price of admission.
This is Josh Roth, one of my "cell" mates in the Monroe County Jail.
He will be starring in Cash Crown Pawn on truTV on August 13th, 2013.
|Autograph from Josh before I left the jail, June 7th, 2013|
My country song has been released!!! (just as I was being released from jail!!)
To buy my song, "Alcohol Call" click on the links below to go directly to my song:
For the record, I only wrote the words to the song. I didn't play or sing on any of the tune. That credit goes to David Fox who played guitar and sang.
iTunes - "Alcohol Call"
Amazon - "Alcohol Call"
YouTube - video for "Alcohol Call"
Stay safe and have fun!! Request my song where ever and whenever you can!! Thanks for spreading the word!!
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