Halloween Birthday Blog!!

Star gate: October 31st, 2013 from halloweenbaby: Thank you all for your birthday wishes and thoughts. It is comforting to know that I still have friends in the world no matter how far they may be. For example, a childhood (Facebook) friend has took me in and is "taking care" of me in (my hometown of) Marathon.(temporary) So to speak. (Get your freaky, dirty minds out of the gutter. That's where I sleep!!) Speaking of which, I woke up this morning on my birthday on a Bed, ( Actually, on the floor, but nonetheless, with a roof over my head) Breakfast ( Excellent bacon, eggs, taters, and toast, all prepared in a microwave, except for the toast, that was cooked in a toaster oven, it's not cheating if you have one) AND BEER!! (The breakfast of champions!!, I feel like Bruce Karshashian, I mean, Jenner. Blame that error on the beer, I'm used to it, everybody else does, and I haven't had Wheaties since the day Bruce KarJenner was on the cover!!) Anyway, let's recap, I use too many commas and parentheses.(,,,,,,,,,,,,,,) So I woke up to: Bed, Breakfast and.....BEER!!! And I don't even have a dollar in my pocket, on my birthday. That's what friends are for. Not that you should use friends to take advantage of them but knowing that you really do have TRUE friends that would take you in to help you out when you need it the most, means more to me than the world and money. It truly is something you can't buy and is priceless. On that sad, sopping note and my (already) drunk friends, distracting me. It takes a lot to write a blog with one hand, a beer in the other with a cigarette in my mouth. And I'm ambidextrous!! Any who, Happy Birthday to me and Happy Halloween to you!! Boo Hoo Who? Follow my Halloween tweet @halloweenbaby And don't forget the shittiest country band in the world...KISS..no, wrong answer it's FALL DOWN DADDY!!! Available on iTunes, Amazon and 750 other online "retail" outlets that I can't remember. File a lawsuit, I STILL have NO money!!! Speaking of which, you can send/email Halloween Baby birthday donations to my Major Jordan Productions (named after my grandfather Major Jordan who served in the Air Force in WWII), PayPal account to kevinsanders2010@live.com (And get/ take a tax right (I know how to spell the correct word correctly, WRITE) off ) I should no (know) I will be again working for Liberty Tax Service in January as the one and only Statue Of Liberty, let freedom ring !!! Meanwhile, I"m still waiting for my reemployment compensation, to survive until then.... But the thing that has more value than money/monetary/material things is that...I still have friends!! Again...not that I really lost them, I just had to find them again!! Thanks Facebook!! Happy October 31st, 20013 (One year more, OMG, I'm friggin' 44!!!!!!!!!!!!!!O P.S. I just got a lap dance from a drunk gay guy singing Happy Birthday to me, thinking she's Marilyn Monroe (County)and offered a "oral offer" and wanted to "blow out the candle" as I try to explain that I am NOT gay!!! I may be feminine in some of my ways, crossing my legs but I can guarantee you that I am still NOT gay!! GET A CLUE!!! HEEEEEYYYY! I can speak/type gay, but unfortunately I am not like you. But my brother IS gay AND he's not only a cancer doctor but a Oncology Professor!!! But he already bought a house with his lover!! So I guess you're shit out of luck (SOL LOL)...On that blogging note as the @poeticdrummer (On Twitter, I have over 40 other Twitter accounts) I must leave you with my latest poem: DOO DOO SHIT YOU NEED TO THINK ABOUT SHIT/ BEFORE YOU DOO DOO SHIT/ FLUSH IT DOWN THE TOILET/ BEFORE THE SHIT TALKIN BEGINS/ NEVER KNOW WHO'S SHIT YOU'LL BE UP AGAINST/ LOOKING DOWN THE LIBRARY AISLES/ SEARCHIN FOR A BOOK WITH BEDROOM SMILES/ WONDER WHAT I MIGHT FIND BETWEEN THE STYLES/ MAYBE DISCOVER A SECRET FILE Written @ the Marathon Public library

Back in Key West, Hopefully, not for long, back to Marathon

I am back in Key West. One day back from Marathon, in 30 minutes at Bayview (Bumview, I coined the pharse for the record) Park after I had been in Marathon for about 3 weeks drinking beer in front of the cops, deputies from the Sheriff's department, my friend Lisa got arrested for an open container while I sat next to her in the park at Bum-view on the metal picnic table. I couldn't believe it!! She's facing prison time for the bust because she was on probation and because of the incident, violated probation and might do prison time. Ridiculous! BTW, I needed to go back to Key West because I had my new food stamp card sent there because my old cards' magnetic strip wasn't reading on the register from being wore out... I need to get back to Marathon because my spider senses are tingling sitting at Bum View and I know they do "sweeps" just before Fantasy Fest which is not too far away and I sure as hell don't want to spend my birthday, (Halloween) ;) in jail. So, I haven't stopped drinking, I just don't do it in Bumville. You can't even HAVE alcohol in the park, open or sealed, which KWPD officer DuPonty has informed me and my other drinking buddies as well, as his statement has stated, "He doesn't like arresting us but he is just doing his job and if he doesn't do his job he would end up like us and one of my friends replied with, "If you do lose your job at least you know we will have a beer here for you" Fact is, he doesn't have to arrest us it's up to his discretion, (his "call" for you dumb asses without a dictionary) but he does. There's a cool female cop named, Ms. Beeman, who would of just told us to pour whatever we had and moved on, unless, of course, you catch her on a bad day. It's an municipal ordinance, not even a misdeameanor!! A waste of time and double standard in my eyes considering the fact that "tourist" walk up and down Duval street all the time with open alcohol containers and never even get a ticket. Which it is a "ticketable" offense, as far as I know, but DuPonty to be specific, the only cop who has arrested all of my Bumview friends for the same open container bullshit offense, seems to prey on us "bums" at the park......I am tired of typing about that, let's move on, shall we?..... Actually I just got "Bumped" from the Key West computer at the library...Bumped, not bummed, because somebody needs a computer, to where as I stayed on the Marathon computer, all day from 10 am to 5 pm....anyway until next time..