Borderline Genius!
Did you look at this quiz and say to yourself, “That was easy”? It certainly looks like it based upon your score! Congratulations, you are Borderline Genius! You are the type of person we need solving world hunger – the one who finds solutions where others see challenge. Many people really struggle with these exercises – but not you! You set the bar very high in your social circle when it comes to inherent intelligence, and we hope you are using that intelligence for GOOD! Now, Share this quiz with your friends and let’s see how well they do!
Solving World Hunger - The 1% Solution
Everybody has to give. On a sliding scale.
Even homeless, unemployed hungry people.
People without income have to give 10 cents and then they receive a "Stay Out Of Jail" card for FREE! and continue to pay 10 cents a month. They can pay at any grocery store, convience store or gas station. The attendant must swipe your card to give you credit
Unemployment recipients have to give 1% of every check they get.
Food Stamp recipients have to give/donate 1.00 dollar a month.
People who work have to give 1% of every paycheck every month.
People who get a disability check and/or Social Security check, give 1% of their monthly earnings
People who earn over 20,000 a year must pay 1% of their income, monthly.
Everybody else, even well to do, gazillionaires, must give 1% of liquid assets or bank account balances, whichever is greater, a month, without a tax write off.
Nobody is exempt, Everybody pays their part.
If a law enforcement officer stops you and you don't have your donation card, you will be fined double what you were suppose to pay the first time.
If you don't pay after being fined the first time, you will do time! ..It will be considered a Starvation Violation.
First Offense - 7 days in jail
Second Offense - 14 days in jail
Third Offense - 30 days in jail
Fourth Offense - 60 days in jail
Fifth Offense - 90 days in jail
Sixth Offense - 6 months in jail
Seventh Offense - 1 year in jail
Eighth Offense - We throw away the key. Life Imprisonment!
Ninth Offense - You're not a cat, no nine lives for you, you get the ELECTRIC CHAIR, without a last meal, see how it feels as you gasp for your last breath!!
And you thought Obama was bad...You ain't seen bad yet!!!
I am here to crack the whip!!!!
Love Humanity,
Your one and only,
Poeticdrummer XOXO
Now all this talk has made me hungry.
Brother can you spare a dime?
For a minute of your time?
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